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THE FUNNY FARMER

THE FUNNY FARMER: An astonishingly boring, painful, humorous and occasionally insightful approach to gardening and life as amom, a former psychotherapist, and apparently a life-long patient.



Welcome!

My name is Cherie and I live in Southern Maine with my husband and two young children. I have a Master's Degree in Counseling Psychology and still have about 10k in remaining student loans to prove it. I left the field of practice three years ago, so this is not the place to be posting any suicide notes, okay? But if you want to hear about my garden and my gremlins, my pests and my problems, well then you just sit right down and read on!







Friday, June 11, 2010

Creative Trellising for Veggie Gardening

Our of respect for climbing specimen, consideration of space limitations, and the joy of experimentation, I have taken to trellising this year more than any other. 

My father's cucumbers sprawled in his large vegetable garden and I was not even aware until recently that they have a climbing habit!  I have two cucumber varieties this year.  One is a Striped Armenian and I fashioned a climbing structure in a raised bed out of leftover decking lattice (well, perhaps "fashion" is not the best word...).  My second variety is pickling cucumbers because I adore the mustard pickles I grew up with.  Sooo tart and yummy, I WILL have pickles this fall!  I rummaged around my "potting shed" and garage and emerged with an old wooden ladder that should have been thrown out years ago.  I read that I should loosely tie the vines with fabric to the support, so that's what I'll try unless anyone else has a good suggestion.  My reading on trellising cukes has been very interesting!  Many claim that their trellised cucumber plants are less succeptible to disease, become more prolific, and create better shaped cukes that do not have white/yellow markings from laying on the ground.  My thinking is that they might be easier to find as well!

My next climber (no, not Matilda) is green beans.  More creative in my seed purchasing this year as well, I bought the Fortex Green Beans which claim to be long, slender, and stringless.  I can't wait to see/eat them!   Ghttp://www.johnnyseeds.com/p-6614-fortex.aspx  Make no mistake that although I like creative shapes and colors, my veggies are ALL chosen for taste as well!  Like my dad, I used to plant my green beans in either side of a low row wire trellis.  This was sufficient, but I'm curious about the teepee method for space considerations.  I built a teepee out of three bamboo poles and planted 8-10 seeds around each pole.  I placed the poles in two different beds so the climbing will use the least amount of space as possible.  If all goes well, Matilda will LOVE the resulting tunnel even more than she likes it now!
For my first planting of snap peas this season I used my old method which is a foldable wire fence.  Functional, not ugly, but not very interesting to look at either.  I have attached a pic from my second planting of snap peas with an aesthetically improved "trellis".  After wandering the aisles of Lowe's for trellises (there are many options and most are quite pricey) I came home with an insta-fence.  It has panels that lock together and come apart so it's versatile from seasonn to season.  I'm a wee bit concerned about it toppling from weight with the anchors it came with.  If that becomes a problem, I'll have to stake it into the ground more firmly next time with another method.

These fencing pieces I purchased with the visions of containment, not climbing.  My raspberry bushes had become quite aggressive so I pulled up many of them and created a "row" with a fence piece on each end, one in the middle, and string attached to the sides to keep the branches from drooping into the lawn.  I am quite sure that the "posts" it came with will not be sufficient, so my "things to do" list includes anchoring them more firmly.
Does anyone out there have any creative trellising ideas/suggestions/pics?

Sunday, June 6, 2010

Plant*A*Row Washout


There is this really cool project called Plant-A-Row For The Hungry http://extension.umaine.edu/gardening/programs/plant-a-row/ that urges home and commercial gardeners to plant a separate row of veggies to be donated to your local foodbank.  I really like this concept because my past food drive donations tend to include things like canned soup and macaroni and cheese, things that are non-perishable and unfortunately not terribly healthy. 

My Community Garden has two plots designated for the PAR program, and last year was the trial run.  There are two Community Gardeners who head-up the PAR plots by coordinating the designing, planting, watering, weeding, harvesting, and delivering.  With the first-year glitches, early blight, and some garden flooding, the harvest was not as bountiful as hoped for.last year.  Many are committed to making this year be more plentiful.

My contributions so far have been a week of watering & weeding and the donation of several of my seedlings including tomatoes, cucumbers, husk cherry, patty pan squash, basil, brussels sprouts, and broccoli.  I'm pretty excited to watch the harvest grow and be delivered to our local pantry.  Though our community has a well-earned reputation of being pretty wealthy, there are segments that are definitely in need.  I personally am of the sound belief that it is shameful that ANYONE is hungry is the United States of America.  Absolutely shameful.

Having worked in social services for many years, I have witnessed far too much poverty, poor health, and hunger up close and personal.  In fact, my parents and grandparents experienced poverty and relied upon the good will of others on occasion.  My son's world is far from that reality and I have struggled with how to introduce him to poverty without completely overwhelming and shocking him.  I have concluded that the Plant A Row program is the way to do it.  One of my many hopes for him is that he becomes a charitable and compassionate member of society.

So this afternoon I dragged Oscar along to the PAR planting day.  On the car ride I reminded him of our conversations about how some people have don't have enough food to eat.  The first time I told his the laughed at me, thinking I was putting him on.  We talked about how healthy foods are typically more expensive than unhealthy foods.  And we talked about the importance of doing what we can to enable as many people as possible have healthy and sufficient food.  It is a lot to process for a child who is fortunate enough to have enerything he needs, but he was very thoughtful and considerate with his observations and questions.  Yay!  That's my boy!

Arriving at the Gardens, the organizers were busy building a teepee for pole beans.  Oscar and I carried our gift of seedlings and we looked over the sketch to deterine the location or babies would call home.  Not long into our planting adventure, the skies opened up and drizzle turned pretty quickly into rain.  Hearty and optimistic at first, we soon succumbed to the drenching rain and post-poned the planting. 

After everyone packed up and left, Oscar and I stayed behind just a little bit longer to splash about and to explore the talent, creativity and beauty within our Community Garden.  Some of my favorites today are the robot scarecrow, ski-pole poles, and the bedspring trellis.  Perhaps today wasn't such a washout after all!




Friday, June 4, 2010

Flower Seedlings Inventory 2010

While I was largely successful with my vegetable seedlings, my flowers seedlings did not thrive quite so well.  I wish I had take pics today for proof.... nuts.  Admittedly, I did give my vegetable seeds more attention since their success will cut my grocery bill.  So the flowers were not necessarily planted on their recommended dates and planted in cell packs rather than soil blocks. 
The zinnias are a few inches tall, but most are only a couple inches tall. I'm a little concerned that they won't survive/thrive the planting.  They have been outdoors in pots for a few weeks now, so I guess this is as good a time as any. 

I hope to plant them this weekend, and am trying to figure out what goes where according to height, spacing, and light requirements.  I'm also documenting what has survived for future reference.  Perhaps I'll just do veggies by seed next winter/spring...  We'll see....

So this planting planning summary is not terribly interesting reading.. my apologies :D  Perhaps this cutie-pie ocean pics will help....

Some flower seedlings that actually survived:

Marigold - Durango Outback Mix
8-12" height
http://www.johnnyseeds.com/p-7047-durango-outback-mix.aspx

Angel's Trumpet Datura - double yellow
16-20" height, spacing 2-3'
http://www.johnnyseeds.com/p-7035-double-yellow.aspx

Ornamental Kale
24" height, full sun, 4" apart, horizontal support
http://www.johnnyseeds.com/p-5672-sunset.aspx

Amaranth:  Strawberry Fields
24" height, 6-8" spacing, full sun
http://www.johnnyseeds.com/p-8015-strawberry-fields.aspx
 
Serenade Mix - China Aster
25-34" height, 6-12" spacing, full sun, support
http://www.johnnyseeds.com/p-7991-serenade-mix.aspx

Cramers' burgundy Celosia
30-36" height, 6-12" spacing, full sun, horizontal netting advised, no fertilizer
http://www.johnnyseeds.com/p-6280-cramers-burgundy.aspx

Pampas Plume Celosia
33-48" height, 6-12" spacing, netting, no fertilizer
http://www.johnnyseeds.com/p-5640-pampas-plume.aspx

Giant Dahlias: 40-50", 9-12" apart, full sun, no support, do not disturb roots
Creamy Yellow
http://www.johnnyseeds.com/p-7815-giant-dahlia-flowered-creamy-yellow.aspx
Scarlet
http://www.johnnyseeds.com/p-7810-giant-dahlia-flowered-scarlet.aspx
Coral
http://www.johnnyseeds.com/p-7806-giant-dahlia-flowered-coral.aspx
Lime
http://www.johnnyseeds.com/p-7797-benarys-giant-lime.aspx

Ornamental Grass:  Love Grass
http://www.johnnyseeds.com/p-5556-colored-uprights.aspx ?
 
Morning Glory
Cardinal Climber - 72-120"
http://www.johnnyseeds.com/p-8120-cardinal-climber.aspx
President Tyler - 72-96"
http://www.johnnyseeds.com/p-5702-president-tyler.aspx
 
Hyacinth Bean - Ruby Moon
10-20', full sun, 12" spacing, trellis/support
http://www.johnnyseeds.com/p-8118-ruby-moon.aspx

DIRECT SEEDING
Sunflower Collection: 
http://www.johnnyseeds.com/p-5544-johnnys-sunflower-collection.aspx

Cosmos:  Sea Shells
40-48" height, 9-12" spacing,
http://www.johnnyseeds.com/p-8009-sea-shells.aspx

Hopefully I'll have plenty of flower pics over the next few weeks!!!  If I don't spend too much time at the ocean, that is....


Thursday, June 3, 2010

Neglect

This post topic relates to previous posts about manageability and moderation.  I tend to have "manageability issues" that allow some areas of my life to flourish while others are largely neglected.  My seedlings project was successful overall, however there are a few areas of my life that are in need of a little attention (ummm... like clothing my children, perhaps?).

Take for example my home.  It has not been dusted, vacuumed, cleaned in... well...  I'm too embarrassed to try and figure out how long.  A new friend is coming to visit next week and I HAVE to get this place into ship-shape before then.  There is germination soil on the windowsill, dustbunnies procreating in every corner, and mysterious odors coming from the refrigerator.  I did clean the toilets yesterday, but that just scratches the surface.  A WHOLE lot more work needs to be done.

Then there is my health.  Staying up so many late nights with my seedlings interfered with time that I should have been sleeping.  For me, not getting enough sleep sets off a whole domino effect of other problems like not exercising.  I also haven't been meal planning well, which for me is a "recipe" for potato chips and pasta.  Not so good at all.  So before today's trip to the grocery store, I am actually MENU PLANNING so that I purchase foods that are healthy, incorporate food preparation into my schedule, don't purchase more food than is necessary, and actually eat well.  Still recovering from surgery, I can't do much more than walking for exercise.  That's needs to go into my health schedule as well.

Being an extravert, I have accumulated some very lovely friends over the years.  However I owe so many phone calls and emails it's kind of bumming me out.  I have been assured by wiser mothers than myself that your social life does come back as your children get older.  But they tend to follow that comment with, "But don't wish it away!"  Okay, okay.  I don't want them to grow so fast, but I WOULD like to stay in contact with people who are important to me.  I did catch up with a few last weekend while also engaging in some family fun.  Read on.

Family Fun time had been neglected for far too long, and that was addressed over Memorial Weekend.  The four of us went camping with a group of friends for three nights in Acadia, one the most beautiful places in the world (not that I've seen THAT many places, I"m just saying).  If there is such a thing as a spritual vortex, Acadia is one of them.  We cooked on Coleman Stoves, had group feasts, slept in tents, made s'mores, hiked around, explored, and had a whole lot of fun.

Yes, you read correctly.  We went camping over MEMORIAL DAY WEEKEND  - a sacred time for gardeners!  Ideally this would have been a major planting weekend, but the camping trip won out.  Fortunately the good weather this spring had allowed me to plant many things early, so most of that work has already been done.  And a lovely neighbor was kind enough to water my garden while I was gone (because of course it only rained in Acadia, not Southern Maine). 

Upon return, there was definitely some evidence of neglect.  Some of my salad greens are overgrown and need to be pulled out.  Mystery weeds are battling for dominance.  However my seedlings are looking pretty darned good!  Some of my radishes are ready, my second wave of salad greens has grown significantly, my snap peas shot up, and my sunflower seeds have popped up out of the ground.  My "unplanted" seedlings have been relocated from my deck (yes, I have my front window AND my deck back) to a concrete walkway and ready to be planted in my garden, the Plant-A-Row Garden, and the rest given away.

So here an effort, yet again, to get into balance.  My shopping list is ready, the rain has taken care of my garden's need for water, and I'm off to run errands.   Fortunately people, plants, and things are mostly resilient to periodic stints of moderate neglect.


Sunday, May 23, 2010

2010 Vegetable Garden Inventory

VEGETABLES I STARTED FROM SEED:

1) Tomato: Black Cherry
http://www.johnnyseeds.com/p-7762-black-cherry-og.aspx

2) Tomato: Sungold Cherry
http://www.johnnyseeds.com/p-7929-sun-gold-f1.aspx

3) Tomato: White Cherry (pale yellow, really)
http://www.johnnyseeds.com/p-6219-white-cherry-og.aspx

4) Tomato: Chiquita
http://www.johnnyseeds.com/p-5801-chiquita-f1.aspx

5) Tomato: Cherokee Purple
http://www.johnnyseeds.com/p-7541-cherokee-purple-og.aspx

6) Tomato: Brandywine
http://www.johnnyseeds.com/p-7941-brandywine-og.aspx

7) Tomato: Striped German
http://www.johnnyseeds.com/p-5633-striped-german-og.aspx

8)  Husk Cherry:  Goldie
http://www.johnnyseeds.com/search.aspx?SearchTerm=husk+cherry

Cucumber: Striped Armenian
http://www.johnnyseeds.com/p-5695-striped-armenian-painted-serpent.aspx

Pumkin:  Rouge Vif D'Etampes
http://www.johnnyseeds.com/p-7184-rouge-vif-detampes.aspx
 
Pumkin:  Musque de Provence
http://www.johnnyseeds.com/p-6552-musque-de-provence.aspx
 
Zucchini:  Costata Romanesco
http://www.johnnyseeds.com/p-7655-costata-romanesco.aspx
 
Broccoli:  Santee
http://www.johnnyseeds.com/p-8280-santee-f1.aspx
 
Broccoli:  Spring Raab
http://www.johnnyseeds.com/p-8018-spring-raab.aspx
 
Brussels Sprouts:  Churchill
http://www.johnnyseeds.com/p-7751-churchill-f1.aspx
 
Patty Pan Squash:  Sunburst
http://www.johnnyseeds.com/p-7659-sunburst-f1.aspx
 
Bell Pepper:  Bianca
http://www.johnnyseeds.com/search.aspx?SearchTerm=husk+cherry
 
Leek:  King Richard
http://www.johnnyseeds.com/p-6600-king-richard-seeds.aspx
 
DIRECT SEEDING
 
Snap Bean:  Pole:  Fortex
http://www.johnnyseeds.com/p-6614-fortex.aspx
 
Snap Peas:  Sugar Sprint
http://www.johnnyseeds.com/p-6722-sugar-sprint.aspx
 
Beet:  Golden
http://www.johnnyseeds.com/p-8287-golden-beet.aspx
 
Beet:  Forono
http://www.johnnyseeds.com/p-7969-forono.aspx
 
Radish:  D'avignon
http://www.johnnyseeds.com/p-7300-davignon.aspx
 
Radish:  Shunkyo  Semi-long
http://www.johnnyseeds.com/p-7311-shunkyo-semi-long.aspx
 
Carrot:  Deep Purple
http://www.johnnyseeds.com/search.aspx?SearchTerm=deep+purple+carrot
 
Carrot:  Rainbow
http://www.johnnyseeds.com/p-6635-rainbow-f1.aspx
 
Spinach:  Smooth Leaf EMU
http://www.johnnyseeds.com/p-7470-emu-f1.aspx
 
Swissh Chard:  Brigh Lights
http://www.johnnyseeds.com/p-5877-bright-lights.aspx
 
Greens:  All Greens Mix (Salad & Braising)
http://www.johnnyseeds.com/p-6169-all-greens-mix.aspx
 
Lettuce:  Allstar Gourmet
http://www.johnnyseeds.com/p-6160-allstar-gourmet-lettuce-mix.aspx
 
Scallions:  Deep Purple Bunching
http://www.johnnyseeds.com/p-6714-deep-purple.aspx
 
Scallions:  Nabechan
http://www.johnnyseeds.com/p-7331-nabechan-f1.aspx

Friday, May 21, 2010

Recession Garden Garden Plan


An article thieved from The Gardener's Rake...
(The pic, however, is my own :D)

http://thegardenersrake.com/recession-garden-garden-plan

xo

Manageability


transitive verb
1 : to handle or direct with a degree of skill: as a : to make and keep compliant b : to treat with care : husband c : to exercise executive, administrative, and supervisory direction of
2 : to work upon or try to alter for a purpose
3 : to succeed in accomplishing : contrive
4 : to direct the professional career of




Soooooo I think that my first error occurred many weeks ago on the Johnny's Selected Seeds website http://www.johnnyseeds.com/.  Influenced by red wine, weeks of cold weather, and very short days, I was dreaming of lush green gardens, bountiful vegetables, and filling my flower vase daily with freshly picked flowers.  I vowed to start my flowers and vegetables from seed for the first time (I also vowed to run the Mother's Day 5K, but that's a different story).  I finally made decisions on a heating mat, a soil block maker, cell flats and biodegradble pots.  I clicked "add to cart" more times than I can count.  I justified my purchases with receipts from the grocery store, the benefits of organically grown produce, teaching the kids about gardening, and the satisfaction that comes from putting my hands in the soil.

At this point the word MANAGE may be part of my vocabulary, but not my life.  I have spent many a late night germinating and potting up.  Every morning I carry 23 trays of seedlings to the deck, then back inside at night.  Of course a day surgery that I had last week did not help.  This all on top of a 2 year old, a 6 year old, 2 cats, a hubby... you know the drill.

I had some FB correspondence with some friends yesterday about the weather forecast, the date of the next full moon, the actual temperature of a "frost", and ultimately when to actually plant our seedlings.  There were opinions ranging from daring to cautious, but one friend summed up my situation quite succinctly.  She wrote that she planted most of her seedlings already and that "Some of my seedlings did die when we got that cold snap, but they would have died in the house too because I couldn't stand them anymore and would have refused to care for them!"

Very well said!  One of my four followers (yes, I'm up to four!  Wohoo!) commented on my last post that my pic of out of control seedlings looked like her house.  So I'm glad to know that I'm not the only one out there. 






So here is my plan for MANAGEABILITY NOW:

1)  Get as many seedlings into the ground as possible so I'm not schlepping them back and forth.  I HAVE DECIDED TO PLANT THIS WEEKEND!!!  WOHOOOO!!!
2)  Extra plants go to friends, family, and donated to the Plant-A-Row program and my town's Garden Club Plant Sale on Memorial Day Weekend.

And here is my plan for FUTURE MANAGEABILITY: 
1)  Re-read this post in January of 2011, BEFORE purchasing seeds
2)  Do some cost comparisons between growing from seed versus purchasing seedlings (Yes, I will post my thorough analysis) 
3)  Evaluate my success rate between which seeds I purchased and which were succuessful
4)  Purchase all of my needs ahead of time so that I am not constantly running to the garden shop for more soil, bio-degradable pots, etc.

Wish me luck!!!!


Thursday, May 20, 2010

Discouraged

I have no patience for narrtive right now, so I'll just lay it all out:

GARDENING
*  Overwhelmed by seedlings overtaking my home
*  Exhausted by the seemingly constant need for potting-up, hardening-off-schlepping, and watering
*  Got some sort of white patches on many of my tomato plant leaves.  I assume I was not gradual enough in my  introduction to the outdoor elements?
*  I keep dropping cash on additional pots, trays, and soil, thus reducing my "cost effectiveness" theory about growing seeedlings
*  Many of my seedlings are not particularly thriving


















LIFE:
*  I'm just not into being a responsible wife and mother this week
*  My post-surgery healing is slow
*  I am absolutely exhausted
*  Laundry
*  Phone calls to make
*  Bills to pay
*  I am not eating healthfully
*  My surgery recovery is slowing my already-weak exercise routine


ON THE UP SIDE:
*  I spent many hours potting up my seedlings last night and they are looking a lot perkier today
*  It's almost time for the seedlings to MOVE OUT! so I can re-claim my office (I'm blogging from my sofa right now)
*  The sun is out
*  My husband is going to attend marriage counseling soon, he just doesn't know it yet
*  I don't pee everytime I sneeze or cough anymore
*  I have spent a lot of time with my girlfriends the past couple days and that makes me very, very happy
*  My two-legged seedlings.  Ahhhh yes, my children.